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Okay, so I'm still figuring out how to use Tumblr, but I started one and am posting art and stories there, some of which may not appear here. decadent-depraved.tumblr.com/
Just got back from watching "Into the Woods" in theaters.

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Well, that sucked. I'm gonna go watch "Over the Garden Wall" again.
“It was these stupid jet intakes' fault! Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put big towers on either side of my head? I've got zero peripheral vision!”

It had been a hard battle. The autobots had shown up right in the middle of a key energy gathering mission, and the decepticons had been forced to detonate the power plant they'd been raiding as cover for a strategic retreat. Now, battered, bent, and dented, they sat around a table on board the Nemesis, drinking low grade energon.

“At least you don't have anything on you that rotates freely in robot mode,” Vortex said, pointing a thumb at the rotor assembly on his back and giving Thundercracker a meaningful glare. “This thing makes it a huge pain in the aft to get through enclosed spaces, let me tell you.”

“Try living with a cannon barrel sticking out of your back,” Blitzwing groused, “I've got to duck under every doorway.”

“I'll drink to that,” Brawl said, raising his energon cube and finishing it off in one gulp.

“Shut it, Brawl!” Blitzwing snarled, switching to his rage face. “We all know you can rotate yours down!”

“At least you can get through the doorway,” Octane grumbled. “With this wingspan, I need to crab-walk through half the rooms here!”

The gathered decepticons gave Octane's expansive wings an appraising look, and had to concede defeat.

“Kibble,” Blastoff said, thoughtfully, “is a bitch.”

The assembled combaticons, triple-changers, and seekers all nodded their begrudging assent, clinking their energon cubes together and downing them.

“Yeah, but let's face it,” Thundercracker mumbled despondently, “transformation is weird. I don't think there's a single transformer alive that uses every piece of their alt mode in robot mode.”

“Yeah,” Swindle chuckled. “You'd have to turn into something really simple, like a...”

At these words, a collective realization seemed to draw over the group, and they all turned wordlessly to glare at the blue mech sitting at the end of the table.

“Soundwave: superior. Other decepticons: inferior.”
Transformers Drabbles: Kibble
Another short transformers drabble, this time focusing on Kibble, which is the fan term for left over bits of vehicle on a transformer in robot mode. I've always wondered how they felt about having these big, awkward parts stuck to them.
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SENATOR AXALON?

The Cybertronian diplomat looked around for the source of the voice. A moment ago, he'd been surrounded by the confusion of battle, explosions, laser fire, and war cries drowning out even his own thoughts. Now everything seemed oddly serene. And only a second ago that maniac, Orion Pax, had stood over him brandishing a... Where was he?

He looked up and spotted a tall, thin mech standing over him. As was his custom, he immediately began trying to ascertain its function. It was gray, the color of spark necrosis, except for some angular black armor around its head and shoulders in the shape of a cowl. Its limbs were thin and frail looking, all wires and hydraulics exposed. Its face was completely blank and skeletal, without even a mouth-plate to give it texture. At last, he spotted some spiked, angular kibble protruding from its back, and he felt he was on more solid ground. It appeared to be... drills? Blades?

“You appear,” Axalon said at last, “to be some sort of harvester.”

The apparition grinned. There wasn't really much choice.

I PREFER TO THINK OF MYSELF AS A REAPER. THIS WAY, PLEASE, SENATOR. THERE IS MUCH THAT WE SHOULD DISCUSS.
Transformers Drabbles: Mortilus
Just a very short little fic I got inspired to make. This is based on Terry Pratchett's interpretation of Death from his Discworld series. I liked the idea of the Cybertronian version of Death resembling a half constructed mech who turns into some sort of crop harvester.

I've started a new subsection called "drabbles" that will involve very short fics that don't fit the qualifications for a 4f. Hope you like it.
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J. Paul Daniel
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Paul Daniel is a college student residing in Kalamazoo Michigan. He specializes in writing, particularly reviews, science fiction, fantasy, and comedy. His goals in life are to discover the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, to have a bestselling book published, and to make "Watership Down" required reading in all public schools. Find him at his personal tumblr here: decadent-depraved.tumblr.com/
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Okay, so I'm still figuring out how to use Tumblr, but I started one and am posting art and stories there, some of which may not appear here. decadent-depraved.tumblr.com/

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K-Zlovetch Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! I'm SUPER LATE !! Happy birthday !!!! Are you born in january too ?
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Decadent-Depraved Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Writer
Thanks! Yup, January 10. Wait, I haven't missed yours yet, have I???
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K-Zlovetch Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep, mine is 12 XD Hahaha !
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Decadent-Depraved Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Writer
Oh man! I'm sorry! Happy birthday!birthday cake 
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Bianca-di-Palermo Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, I'm late !
Happy birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaay !

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Decadent-Depraved Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Student Writer
Aww, thanks! ^^ I didn't expect to get so many happy birthday wishes, but they're all very much appreciated! :hug:
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Bianca-di-Palermo Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You worth it ^^
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SingingFlames Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hops in a time machine, goes back 24 hours or so, and posts:

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:squee: :happybounce: :party: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :party: :happybounce: :squee:

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Decadent-Depraved Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Student Writer
lol Thanks, Lisa! It was indeed a fun birthday. ^^ Hug 
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redconvoy Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! Birthday cake  icon 
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